Ear Ache my EYE!

Oh man, I mean, Gaawdamn!! ow. Ow! OW!! OOOOWWWW!! OW! OOOWWW HOLISHEEEEIT Friggin OWW!!

My wife just had her eye lines tattooed today. I had the pleasure of holding her hand while a skilled beautician poked a very small array of very small and very sharp needles directly into her wonderful lash line. Anyone who thinks women have a higher threshold for pain has not had their wrist crushed by one as her eyes were gouged over and over and over and over again.

Gotta love her. She'll watch ER while a character is literally vivesected, and note the missing appendix from the hanging viscera and entrails slushing off the operating table, but run squealing from the room if a friggin muppet gets gutted by laser blast in "Farscape". She looks at my tatts like "Freak", and then has frequin needles poked in her eyes.
Sheesh...

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