Saturday, August 26, 2006

Monkey see, monkey doodoo

Over yonder at Castle Driftglass, some of the priceless artworks are on display.
Ta-Dada!!
http://driftglass.blogspot.com/2006/08/vice-president.html
It makes for an excellent mixed-CD cover.

Our inimitable Vice Prez never hued so.. blue. Or Red, or Mauve. Dick, for all the snarling beauty that he is, genuinley lends himself to portrait. For me, it's his teeth. Those jaggedy, meandering, scotch stained serrates protruding up from the jowley lower mandible just seem to scream "Gaaharrr!!" Not so much like a pirate, but like a weary old dog that'd prefer hiding under the porch all day, 'cept to sneak out and snap at the paper boy or mail lady once in awhile. Gahhaarrrar!!

Something DG wrote a long time back helped inspired this little CD number:

That's Kane, from Alien, after a spicey meatball and bug juice dinner. Yah know what they say - Spicey In. Spicey Out! Lotsa obscurity here - Citizen Kane was one of director Ridley Scotts big influences, so he named one of the space crew Kane (so the rumor goes). Now, DG once had a post, or two ;-) about tyranical tendencies emerging from political parties left unchecked. Read DG if you wanna catch his drift - anyway, the gist here is - Tyranny is bursting from the heart of citizen Neo-Kahn after drinkin a little too much of that thar inkey Kool-Aid crap. I think of this as having 'passed' the test. BTW - anyone who's ever had acid reflux - NOT acid upset mofos - will tell ya it's a bit like having a clawed chest burster stuck in your gut, but permanently lodged in there and digesting you from the inside out. And who does that little chest burster most resemble? Sure as shootin, it's Itchy Trigger Dick. Declaring "No More Fruit Cup", indeed. Sheeit mon, even I've lost track of all the seekirt codes here...

wev. I am the walrus. koocoo cachu. *buuuurrrp